I will offer free laboratory testing of water for any person who is arrested and charged by their local law enforcement officials for daring to post about how filthy their city water is. My team is reaching out to one such person in Texas right now, and offering free lab testing to help support her case, after she was arrested and charged with a felony for posting the truth about dirty water.
My lab has multiple mass-spec instruments and we are ISO-17025 accredited, recognized globally for analytical excellence.
From the web: "ISO/IEC 17025 focuses on technical competence, ensuring that laboratories produce valid, reliable, and scientifically sound test and calibration results. Compliance with this standard is widely recognized by regulatory authorities and suppliers as proof that a laboratory has the qualified personnel, validated methods, and calibrated equipment necessary for accurate measurements."